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Hey you! Yeah you’ you dirty cunt, You don’t know me but i know all about you but listen up, We have a barley legal brunette who who is absolute filth that will do anything you want for a small price, If you’re interested she is in room 104 Paradise passage hotel, Thank me later yo!


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Rumour has it that there is some dumb slut down at the public toilets sucking any dick that enters her glory hole in the men’s cubicle, Apparently she is absolute filth, you might wanna check it out? Thank me later yo!


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Hey rapist! Yeah I know all about you, Preying on vulnerable women in the neighbourhood in your scarecrow mask raping and murdering, Terrorising families in the dead of the night, Well a new family just moved into no.1  Butt street, The mother is a super MILF with two smoking hot daughters, Go do your thing, Once again you can thank me later yo!


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Hey you! Yeah it’s me again, I’ve just heard that the long vacant No 3. Butt street has had a new family just moved in and apparently they are absolute filth, You won’t even need to harass them they will just open up their legs for you  LOL I’ve attached a map to make it easier for you, Thank me later yo!